Vyangy- Main Aur Mera Kitchen

It is very difficult to get out of the arms of this kitchen. Somebody has said that the way to a person’s heart passes through the stomach, but whoever said this, he hid the fact very beautifully that on the way from this stomach to the heart, a big speed breaker named Kitchen also comes. It is…and this speed breaker has been very well embedded in the life of every woman since the last almost two years.

Me and my kitchen… often say these things, if you were not there, it would have happened… if you were not there, I would have said something… Somebody asks me what is in the food today? Nor would there be heaps of utensils.
It is very difficult to get out of the arms of this kitchen. Somebody has said that the way to a person’s heart passes through the stomach, but whoever said this, he hid the fact very beautifully that on the way from this stomach to the heart, a big speed breaker named Kitchen also comes. It is…and this speed breaker has been very well embedded in the life of every woman since the last almost two years.
As soon as the corona virus from China reached India, the first earthquake occurred in Indian kitchens. The initial tremors of this earthquake were very pleasant, in which housewives made so many dishes after looking through the internet that the maida and gram flour were empty from the market. There was so much enthusiasm and enthusiasm among the housewives in every kitchen that on sight, restaurant-like food started being prepared in every house.
Hey brother, seeing the enthusiasm and cooking skills of these Panchtarika cooks and cooks, it was once felt that the locks on these hotels will never be able to open due to the lockdown. These kitchen heroines suddenly picked up their weapons lying in the dust for years. Not only did the smell of cheese, lentils etc. rise in every house, but European, Continental, Arabic, Persian did not know what else started to cook. After coming to India, the corona virus must have once felt that every house is celebrating every day in the joy of its arrival.
Hey brother, now listen to the situation ahead too, gradually the office… school work from home started through the medium. After doing all the things like broom, mop, clothes, utensils etc., these scientists of ours doing new experiments in the kitchen were getting tired. Along with this, Mughlai parathas, golgappas, pizzas etc., coming out of the kitchen, started appearing on the stomach. Now the reality and the reality is that no one wants to enter the limits of this place called kitchen.

Sometimes I look at the kitchen from afar… then I see it teasing me. As if saying, “Sister, you will not be able to escape from me. As long as you have a stomach in your body, my power will continue. It seems at such a time, why did God put the kitchen in the stomach and the design of the house. Sometimes there is a smell of conspiracy that if marriages are done fraudulently from the kitchen instead of the husband. If so, then there is no hope of divorce. The Corona period has intensified this relationship even more.

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The work which was limited only to cooking, now bathing and washing the vegetables from the market… drying… sanitizing hands first, then washing etc., this work never ends. When you return after buying vegetables from the market, it seems that there is an explosive bomb in the bag. Which needs to be disabled first… and when after so much hard work, vegetables, roti, dal, rice are ready, then a request comes from outside that today I feel like eating something good, make something good. Now ask the internet to put some good recipes on your YouTube channel.
So one thing out of a hundred things is that the world is round. Where the issue started, then it will end there i.e. kitchen or kitchen. So the housewives or householders who are reading this article for the purpose that the solution to this problem must have been written in the end, then their expectations are going to collapse from the sand castle. No matter how many measures you try… you will not be able to break the alliance of the kitchen, because this kitchen is not opportunistic, but is very loyal to you. So it is good for you that the way to reach the heart of any person should not pass through the stomach and till this happens, my best wishes are with you!

Disclaimer: This article is not meant to hurt the sentiments of any particular person who has a true love for cooking and cooking. This is only the sorrow of people like me, you laugh as a satire.

– Madhavi Kathale Essays

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